This here story/tale/legend is about a time when the big green gentleman/bruiser/behemoth, the Hulk, was in a real pickle/predicament/bind. See, there was this whole lotta smog/fog/haze hangin' around that made things real blurry/confusing/muddy. The Hulk, he didn't know what to do/was gettin' all riled up/couldn't see straight, and started smashin

Well gang, get ready for a sight the craziest show on earth! It's our pal the Jade Colossus and he's gone bonkers on the blinkers. We bet you won't believe your eyes. Those tiny lights are gonna be work overtime faster than a rocket ship. Get ready 'cause this is one display you won't wanna forget. Expect the unexpected! Prepare for blinding lig